The Nitwit Awards

Group Nitwit Award Goes Out To Hypocrites! Yeah!

2010-02-10T18:54:00.000-08:00

Every "Republichek Party" member in the Congress voted against President Obama's stimulus plan, yet there are those representatives that have gone back to their home district cutting ribbons and taking credit for stimulus projects they sent home.

Wow! The GOPathetic Party are so full of hypocrisy that they reek of the foul stench.

To call out three of my favorite hypocrites are Representative Mike Castle-Republican-DE; Representative Blaine Luetkemeyer-Republican-MD; and Representative Geoff Davis-Republican-KY.

All three had said publicly that the stimulus had failed, or was a "large-scale failure", yet praised the stimulus funding when it arrived home.

In Davis' case, he received $1.044 million for the Carroll County School System and took credit for it!!

Thanks guys for being my Nitwits of the week! You all deserve it.

Nitwit Senator Joe-The Hoe-Lieberman

2009-12-21T18:22:00.000-08:00

It wasn't too difficult to figure out who deserves the Nitwit Award this time around. It MUST be Joe-The Hoe-Lieberman. This the liar who sold out working Americans from receiving a public option or a buy-in to Medicare. He is no Democrat but a neo-con jerkdecrat.

He has received $2.1 million from the health care industry. He has raised about $49 million overall, including millions from financial firms, lawyers, real estate interests and pro-Israeli groups. Among Lieberman's biggest lifetime contributors is indeed the Harford-based Aetna insurance company, which has contributed $112, 618 through political action committees and individuals. The Travelers Companies, also based in Harford, has contributed $72,119. Purdue Pharma, a Stamford pharaceutical company, contributed $150, 100 to him through individuals and PACs, making it the senator's fourth-largest single contributor. Only United Technologies, Citigroup and Lehman Brothers contributed more.

Also, Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer Inc, contributed $85,000 through individuals and PACs. Lieber-hoe found checks made out to him by Blue Cross-Blue Shield, Anthem, CIGNA, Health Net, and United Health.

The Center for Public Integrity reported that Joe had hoed legislation that benefited Pfizer Inc.

So, Joe Lieberman, you are elected to be Nitwit of the Year!!!

Nitwit CONgressman Joey "Jockstrap" Wilson

2009-09-10T20:51:00.000-07:00

During President Obama's speech to the joint Congressional Assembly on 9-9-09 about health care reform, Nitwit Joey Wilson called the president a liar. Keith Olbermann called Joey Wilson, Wrongway Wilson. Wrongway yelled out to President Obama, "You Lie" when the president stated that the discussed health care reform bill currently in the Congress would not allow for illegal immigrants to be able to buy into the "insurance exchange" plan.

Unfortunately, "Jockstrap" Wilson was wrong. Nowhere in the bill does it say what Wilson imagined. Obviously he never read it, or he was taking his marching orders to disrupt the Joint Session of Congress, no matter what the consequences would be, from the Reichstag Republican leadership bosses. Not only was he wrong, but he called out this president from the his assigned seat showing how stupid he really was. Wrongway Wilson NEVER called out his liar BushBoy president for all the lies surrounding the rush to war in Iraq and for all the fake reasons why we were there.

This South Carolina Republican fool only gave an apology to the president because his political mommy-the Repugni-con leadership told him to. He basically said, "They made be say I'm sowrree, Mista Pwesadent!"

Another fool, Representative Eric Cantor, a Re-CON from Virginia, believes that the Obama health care plan is a government takeover of the the health care industry. HUH?

Nitwit John Bolton

2009-08-05T16:30:00.000-07:00

Neo-fascist John "the executioner" Bolton made it into the news today when he came out and basically said that the two American women held in the North Korean gulag for the last 5 months should have stayed there. He pontificated that the way to handle it was to hand off the negotiations to the Chinese government.

He bloviated that it was a mistake to have former President Clinton, acting as a "civilian", go to North Korea and meet directly with Kim Jong II. The only "payment" given was for Mr. Clinton to attend photo shoots with Kim Jong II and attend state dinners. Bonehead Bolton felt these exchanges were wrong. The women: Laura Ling and Euna Lee, should have stayed in prison.

We, therefore, must assume that the most incompetent and Brain-dead Bolton would keep his own mother in a gulag for his neo-fascist beliefs. He quietly railed that this negotiation sets an Obama precedence to have envoys meet with our enemies when the lives of American hostages are at stake. He objects to such discussions.

He mentioned the 3 American hikers who were arrested, on charges of spying, by the Iranian military for illegally entering the country might give the Iranian government the idea that a negotiated dialogue might occur when attempting to obtain the release of such prisoners.

Blowzy Bolton must subscribe to the Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran foreign policy.

http://eye-on-washington.blogspot.com wrote this award.

Nitwit Missouri State Representative Cynthia Davis

2009-07-08T05:44:00.000-07:00

A Nitwit Award goes out to Missouri State Representative Cynthia Davis for opposing subsidized school lunches for low income children during the summer months. She stated that "hunger can be a positive motivator", encouraging the kids to experience hunger instead of receiving a subsidized school lunch.

Where do these people come from? Oh. I forgot, the Republican Party!!

Here is her Facebook page.

I think she might want to practice some of her own Hunger Challenge methodologies!

From ShortsandPants.

Nitwit Susan Collins-Maine Republican Rep.

2009-04-28T14:17:00.000-07:00

Republican Representative from Maine, Susan Collins was bragging that she and her fellow Republican Nitwits pulled financial support from the stimulus package that would have gone for pandemic (flu) funding amounting to $870M. Do we really need such morons in government? What is wrong with those voters in Maine?

Group Nitwit Award

2009-04-28T14:12:00.000-07:00

The FAA gave the military a photo op go-ahead to fly fighter planes trailing a large 747 presidential executive fleet plane around the Statue of Liberty for publicity pictures without telling the public. Many New Yorkers freaked and emptied skyscrapers around the area in fear. These FAA and military officials are the worst type of nitwits!! Congratulations you public employees for being stupid.

Mr. Larry Summers Needs His Own Economic Advisor

2009-04-10T13:28:00.000-07:00

Larry Summers, President Barack Obama's senior economic advisor in the White House's Economic Council, came out and said that "the economic free-fall could end in the next couple of months." I am not sure if he in touch with reality or with even the residents of Washington, DC. For many, they are caught in the actual real unemployment statistics of 15%, which includes the under-employed, and those who are working less than 23 hours per week but want full-time like they had before they were Pink Slipped, as well as those who just gave up looking. I am not sure he is in touch with the nation's university presidents, as he was once the president of Harvard. There will be a flood of new graduates unable to find work. Even the stimulus package will not make up for the coming job losses. Remember, there a millions who lost their 401Ks and were hoping to retire allowing younger people to fill these job vacancies. This, Larry, just won't be happening.

In addition, consumers continue to feel the jitters when they open their wallets even to buy two large pizzas! So, I am sure what Larry Summers is talking about.

Larry was a key figure in the deregulation that brought about this economic tsunami that swept of the country over the last 2 years.

Larry Summers get the Nitwit Award for this week!! Congratulations Larry!!

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is Nitwit of the Week!

2009-03-10T08:18:00.000-07:00

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, the very guy that has been chairman since the Godfather of Greed resigned from the position---Alan Greenspan, just stated today, 3-10-09, that the economic crisis is worse than he thought it would get! WOW! Is this guy insightful or what? He has been giving trillions of dollars away to the financial industry left and right, with no accountability or transparency, yet he NOW has decided the bank failures, the economic disaster and the economy are in really, really, really bad shape. It took him this long to figure it out when the rest of us knew it a year and half ago. WOW! He must be as darn sharp as the blunt end of a eraser. Yes---he is the new Eraserhead!

Ohio Representative Steve Austia-Idiot of the Week!

2009-02-11T13:53:00.000-08:00

Ohio Republican Representative Steve Austria made a statement that FDR caused the Great Depression, which he later retracted. Here is what this fool said to The Dispatch's editorial board, "When Roosevelt did this, he put our country into a Great Depression. He tried to borrow and spend, he tried to use the Keynesian appoach, and our country ended up in a great depression. That is our history."

This idiot was railing against President Obama's stimulus plan. The Repugnicon had no clue that most experts believe the Great Depression began in 1929, yet President Roosevelt did not take office until 1933.

I guess any moron can be elected by Republicans!

This Week's Award Goes to Our Outgoing Boy President

2009-01-15T22:13:00.000-08:00

Today, our Boy President gave his farewell to arms address to the nation. He wanted all of us to know that being a boy president has been "hard work", and that he has made "tough decisions" in order to make this nation safe, the world safe, and create a successful presidency for himself.

Bush is a psychopathic, delusional failure believing that he is able to make the tough decisions. He has spoken about this idea over and over again throughout his presidency. He wants the American people to believe that he is competent in his skills as a national leader, yet his unconscious insecurity has driven his brain to repeat out loud that yes, he CAN make the hard decisions when in reality he has NEVER been capable or skilled enough, or smart enough or competent enough to actually do so. So, his effort to try and bring forth a sense that HE is a successful Decider of Tough Decisions, which is occurring on an unconscious level, has to be reaffirmed and reflected back to himself by his over-inflated and damaged ego. It is not any different than the child who climbs up on the counter to get a cookie and through his "hard work" to obtain the actually cookie knocks over and breaks the cookie jar, but then tries to justify his disastrous tough decision to be independent says, "But I did it myself, Mommie!"

The Nitwit Awards of the Week: 12-16-08

2008-12-16T09:43:00.000-08:00

This week there will be more than one Nitwit Award given out!!! What a week! The first one goes to our boy president, who made a surprise visit to his second home, Baghdad. There, during a press conference, he had two shoes thrown at him by an Iraqi news reporter. Bush said, "I don't know what his beef was about?" A simple minded answer from a stupid, and simple minded person. If only Bush would have picked up the shoe and taken the call, all would have been saved from embarrassment.

The other goes to the American Coalition for Clean Coal Technology jingle that took the Frosty the Snowman song and adapted it to sell their clean coal image. It was eventually pulled after criticism prevailed. The radio show, "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me", on NPR, poked fun at it, too. So, another Nitwit Award goes to the American Coalition for Clean Coal Technology for being so tacky.

The Nitwit Award of the Week: 12-3-08

2008-12-09T15:56:00.000-08:00

This week's award goes to the Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich. Any name you cannot pronounce has to be suspect! This guy decided that the kickbacks he had already been getting on the sly were not good enough for him. He wanted more. He wanted to sell Barack Obama's senate seat.

What was this nitwit thinking? Did he actually think he wouldn't get caught? Did he actually believe that no one he was trying to shake-down, wiseguy-style, for campaign cash, or trash-talk in order to hijack the senate seat would not go to the FBI and volunteer to wear a wire?

What a real top notch nitwit thug! Thanks Rod for making the list!

Nitwit Award of the Week-12-1-08

2008-12-01T16:19:00.000-08:00

Nitwit Award of the Week goes to Hank Paulson, Treasury Secretary brought on my President Bush. Paulson, part of the Bush Crime Family handing trillions of dollars to the very bank criminals who gave us this devastating economic crisis, stated that he had no idea that the housing crisis could affect the economy as it did. Is this guy a total liar, or fool? Oh, I forgot, he is a nitwit!! Paulson was the CEO of Goldman Sachs and being paid millions, and a International Monetary Fund Board of Governor, yet he had no idea that the housing crisis could freeze up credit and burn up trillions of dollars through toxic security gambles. Would it not be nice to have a job where you don't have to right and still get paid millions of dollars?

Nitwit Award of the Week-11-25-08

2008-11-25T07:01:00.000-08:00

The first Nitwit Award goes to the NPR commenter who said the we might be in a recession. What planet has he been living on? For most Americans living in the United States, they already have been living in a recession for several months, if not over a year, at this point in time. Maybe for those earning many tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars, they might now be entering a recession. But for most Americans, they have already been living in one.