Nitwit Missouri State Representative Cynthia Davis

A Nitwit Award goes out to Missouri State Representative Cynthia Davis for opposing subsidized school lunches for low income children during the summer months. She stated that "hunger can be a positive motivator", encouraging the kids to experience hunger instead of receiving a subsidized school lunch.

Where do these people come from? Oh. I forgot, the Republican Party!!

Here is her Facebook page.

I think she might want to practice some of her own Hunger Challenge methodologies!

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Nitwit Susan Collins-Maine Republican Rep.

Republican Representative from Maine, Susan Collins was bragging that she and her fellow Republican Nitwits pulled financial support from the stimulus package that would have gone for pandemic (flu) funding amounting to $870M. Do we really need such morons in government? What is wrong with those voters in Maine?

Group Nitwit Award

The FAA gave the military a photo op go-ahead to fly fighter planes trailing a large 747 presidential executive fleet plane around the Statue of Liberty for publicity pictures without telling the public. Many New Yorkers freaked and emptied skyscrapers around the area in fear. These FAA and military officials are the worst type of nitwits!! Congratulations you public employees for being stupid.

Mr. Larry Summers Needs His Own Economic Advisor

Larry Summers, President Barack Obama's senior economic advisor in the White House's Economic Council, came out and said that "the economic free-fall could end in the next couple of months." I am not sure if he in touch with reality or with even the residents of Washington, DC. For many, they are caught in the actual real unemployment statistics of 15%, which includes the under-employed, and those who are working less than 23 hours per week but want full-time like they had before they were Pink Slipped, as well as those who just gave up looking. I am not sure he is in touch with the nation's university presidents, as he was once the president of Harvard. There will be a flood of new graduates unable to find work. Even the stimulus package will not make up for the coming job losses. Remember, there a millions who lost their 401Ks and were hoping to retire allowing younger people to fill these job vacancies. This, Larry, just won't be happening.

In addition, consumers continue to feel the jitters when they open their wallets even to buy two large pizzas! So, I am sure what Larry Summers is talking about.

Larry was a key figure in the deregulation that brought about this economic tsunami that swept of the country over the last 2 years.

Larry Summers get the Nitwit Award for this week!! Congratulations Larry!!

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is Nitwit of the Week!

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, the very guy that has been chairman since the Godfather of Greed resigned from the position---Alan Greenspan, just stated today, 3-10-09, that the economic crisis is worse than he thought it would get! WOW! Is this guy insightful or what? He has been giving trillions of dollars away to the financial industry left and right, with no accountability or transparency, yet he NOW has decided the bank failures, the economic disaster and the economy are in really, really, really bad shape. It took him this long to figure it out when the rest of us knew it a year and half ago. WOW! He must be as darn sharp as the blunt end of a eraser. Yes---he is the new Eraserhead!

Ohio Representative Steve Austia-Idiot of the Week!

Ohio Republican Representative Steve Austria made a statement that FDR caused the Great Depression, which he later retracted. Here is what this fool said to The Dispatch's editorial board, "When Roosevelt did this, he put our country into a Great Depression. He tried to borrow and spend, he tried to use the Keynesian appoach, and our country ended up in a great depression. That is our history."

This idiot was railing against President Obama's stimulus plan. The Repugnicon had no clue that most experts believe the Great Depression began in 1929, yet President Roosevelt did not take office until 1933.

I guess any moron can be elected by Republicans!

This Week's Award Goes to Our Outgoing Boy President

Today, our Boy President gave his farewell to arms address to the nation. He wanted all of us to know that being a boy president has been "hard work", and that he has made "tough decisions" in order to make this nation safe, the world safe, and create a successful presidency for himself.

Bush is a psychopathic, delusional failure believing that he is able to make the tough decisions. He has spoken about this idea over and over again throughout his presidency. He wants the American people to believe that he is competent in his skills as a national leader, yet his unconscious insecurity has driven his brain to repeat out loud that yes, he CAN make the hard decisions when in reality he has NEVER been capable or skilled enough, or smart enough or competent enough to actually do so. So, his effort to try and bring forth a sense that HE is a successful Decider of Tough Decisions, which is occurring on an unconscious level, has to be reaffirmed and reflected back to himself by his over-inflated and damaged ego. It is not any different than the child who climbs up on the counter to get a cookie and through his "hard work" to obtain the actually cookie knocks over and breaks the cookie jar, but then tries to justify his disastrous tough decision to be independent says, "But I did it myself, Mommie!"