Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is Nitwit of the Week!

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, the very guy that has been chairman since the Godfather of Greed resigned from the position---Alan Greenspan, just stated today, 3-10-09, that the economic crisis is worse than he thought it would get! WOW! Is this guy insightful or what? He has been giving trillions of dollars away to the financial industry left and right, with no accountability or transparency, yet he NOW has decided the bank failures, the economic disaster and the economy are in really, really, really bad shape. It took him this long to figure it out when the rest of us knew it a year and half ago. WOW! He must be as darn sharp as the blunt end of a eraser. Yes---he is the new Eraserhead!

Ohio Representative Steve Austia-Idiot of the Week!

Ohio Republican Representative Steve Austria made a statement that FDR caused the Great Depression, which he later retracted. Here is what this fool said to The Dispatch's editorial board, "When Roosevelt did this, he put our country into a Great Depression. He tried to borrow and spend, he tried to use the Keynesian appoach, and our country ended up in a great depression. That is our history."

This idiot was railing against President Obama's stimulus plan. The Repugnicon had no clue that most experts believe the Great Depression began in 1929, yet President Roosevelt did not take office until 1933.

I guess any moron can be elected by Republicans!

This Week's Award Goes to Our Outgoing Boy President

Today, our Boy President gave his farewell to arms address to the nation. He wanted all of us to know that being a boy president has been "hard work", and that he has made "tough decisions" in order to make this nation safe, the world safe, and create a successful presidency for himself.

Bush is a psychopathic, delusional failure believing that he is able to make the tough decisions. He has spoken about this idea over and over again throughout his presidency. He wants the American people to believe that he is competent in his skills as a national leader, yet his unconscious insecurity has driven his brain to repeat out loud that yes, he CAN make the hard decisions when in reality he has NEVER been capable or skilled enough, or smart enough or competent enough to actually do so. So, his effort to try and bring forth a sense that HE is a successful Decider of Tough Decisions, which is occurring on an unconscious level, has to be reaffirmed and reflected back to himself by his over-inflated and damaged ego. It is not any different than the child who climbs up on the counter to get a cookie and through his "hard work" to obtain the actually cookie knocks over and breaks the cookie jar, but then tries to justify his disastrous tough decision to be independent says, "But I did it myself, Mommie!"

The Nitwit Awards of the Week: 12-16-08

This week there will be more than one Nitwit Award given out!!! What a week! The first one goes to our boy president, who made a surprise visit to his second home, Baghdad. There, during a press conference, he had two shoes thrown at him by an Iraqi news reporter. Bush said, "I don't know what his beef was about?" A simple minded answer from a stupid, and simple minded person. If only Bush would have picked up the shoe and taken the call, all would have been saved from embarrassment.

The other goes to the American Coalition for Clean Coal Technology  jingle that took the Frosty the Snowman song and adapted it to sell their clean coal image. It was eventually pulled after criticism prevailed. The radio show, "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me", on NPR, poked fun at it, too. So, another Nitwit Award goes to the American Coalition for Clean Coal Technology for being so tacky.

The Nitwit Award of the Week: 12-3-08

This week's award goes to the Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich. Any name you cannot pronounce has to be suspect! This guy decided that the kickbacks he had already been getting on the sly were not good enough for him. He wanted more. He wanted to sell Barack Obama's senate seat.

What was this nitwit thinking? Did he actually think he wouldn't get caught? Did he actually believe that no one he was trying to shake-down, wiseguy-style, for campaign cash, or trash-talk in order to hijack the senate seat would not go to the FBI and volunteer to wear a wire?

What a real top notch nitwit thug! Thanks Rod for making the list!

Nitwit Award of the Week-12-1-08

Nitwit Award of the Week goes to Hank Paulson, Treasury Secretary brought on my President Bush.  Paulson, part of the Bush Crime Family handing trillions of dollars to the very bank criminals who gave us this devastating economic crisis, stated that he had no idea that the housing crisis could affect the economy as it did. Is this guy a total liar, or fool? Oh, I forgot, he is a nitwit!! Paulson was the CEO of Goldman Sachs and being paid millions, and a International Monetary Fund Board of Governor, yet he had no idea that the housing crisis could freeze up credit and burn up trillions of dollars through toxic security gambles. Would it not be nice to have a job where you don't have to right and still get paid millions of dollars?

Nitwit Award of the Week-11-25-08

The first Nitwit Award goes to the NPR commenter who said the we might be in a recession. What planet has he been living on? For most Americans living in the United States, they already have been living in a recession for several months, if not over a year, at this point in time. Maybe for those earning many tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars, they might now be entering a recession. But for most Americans, they have already been living in one.